Ah your majesty, you have returned. It is so good to see you, the knights have kept the castle well defended in your absence. How was your trip to Vegas this time? An entire pool of champagne, well that is impressive. And since we are speaking of the fact you like to play the reels, I must tell you there are some new free Royal slots with no deposit required online. Yes sire, they still don’t require any downloads or form of registration. Of course, what use do you have of even more money? I know you have enough treasures to ensure your dynasty lasts for the next thousand years here in the UK. But still, they have games that cater to your taste with jewels and yacht’s, sports cars and Castles if you were that way inclined. Otherwise let me think of what’s new around the palace, hmmm; let me think, ah yes, they have named a casino in Monte Carlo after you, we have had several visits from princesses hoping to be wood by you, the world’s largest diamond arrived yesterday for display in your treasury and most importantly, your crown has just returned from the cleaners with a magnificent shine if I say so! Of course sire I will make sure you aren’t disturbed while you play free Royal slots. Good luck, not as if you need it!